Quote from some random girls personal:
playing with zen (my great dane).
doing something scandalous..
Que, imagined conversation:
<me> am I the only one finding that quote slightly disturbing?
<me> btw. don't ask how I found it; not browsing over-seas personals I assure you
<you> riiiight..
<you> you are single, right?
<me> yes :-(